BUEEEEENOS!!!

chequen, estan chidos!!!

ALGUIEN EXPLIQUEME ESTA FOTO, ESTA CHIDA

ANUNCIO POLO

Esta muy bueno, pero no creo que sea neto o que haya salido.

Y SE QUEJAN DE CUANDO CANTAMOS EN INGLÉS

DIBUJOS MANCHADOS

Dibuja bien el wey, manque no sea lo que parece.

VADER BLUES

ahi esta, chequenlo.

LAS COSAS MAS GRANDES

Link de una sitio con las cosas mas grandes de diferentes categorías.
Chequenlo.
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/

COSAS DE PUBLICISTAS

De publicistas y sus cosas, muy cagado, tiene que verlo todos. Gracias Verito.
http://palabrastextuales.blogspot.com/

IRONMAN

Chequen este trailer, se ve chida, pero se pasaron de "merol" para mi gusto.

INTERNET SAFETY TIPS

Esta bueno:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720

JUEGO CHIDO EXTREME PAMPLONA

Para que se entretengan.

Extreme Pamplona Play Sure for Men's 'Extreme Pamplona'

Juega a este Juego Gratuito ahora!!

FOTO CHEEDA

MÁS DE COSAS RETRO, PEO AHORA DE MÚSICA

Chequen este link y vean todo lo que hay de música de "aquella época".
http://patolastra.blogspot.com/2006/05/la-msica.html

PARA LA PROXIMA VEZ QUE SE SUBAN A UN ELEVADOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a floor button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space."

MÁS DE MÉXICO

SÓLO EN MÉXICO

EL HOMBRE MÁS PEQUEÑO DEL MUNDO

SISTEMAS POLÍTICOS

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them
in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the
cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and
puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by
ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government
took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as
many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take
care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of
them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but
the government takes all the milk.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for
keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone
to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you
vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating
in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's' brains and
they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what
you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk
them.
After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk
down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the
missing cows.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or
your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your
publicly - listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated
general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for
keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a
Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to
the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight
cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because
the fung shui is bad.

ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking
or killing them.

FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies
they ever existed. Milk is banned.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of
"ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant
past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of
non-specified gender.

COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like...these two cows, man. You got
to have some of this milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
harmonica lessons.